Choice Quotes

"My pessimism extends to the point of even suspecting the sincerity of the pessimists."

-Jean Rostand, French biologist and philosopher

"My rationalism extends to the point of even suspecting the sincerity of the rationalists."

-Tom Lehman, American social norm flouter

Editor's Note: Tom still tips cab drivers (sometimes), throws garbage in the trash (less often), and does NOT kill strangers except by not giving them money (his greatest regret).