NEW BEACH HOUSE!!

So chill, so Malibu.... Myth Wild Lazuli Other People The Hours Troublemaker New Year Wishes On the Sea Irene

I Don't Like Dat, Matt

New Kanye - SUCH a dope track! Kanye West – I Don't Like Lyrics

new jack white!

is this rock? hip-hop? I DONT EVEN KNOW!

Jack White – Blunderbuss Lyrics
Jack White – Freedom at 21 Lyrics
Jack White – Hip (Eponymous) Poor Boy Lyrics
Jack White – Hypocritical Kiss Lyrics
Jack White – I Guess I Should Go To Sleep Lyrics
Jack White – I'm Shakin' Lyrics
Jack White – Love Interruption Lyrics
Jack White – Missing Pieces Lyrics
Jack White – On and On and On Lyrics
Jack White – Sixteen Saltines Lyrics
Jack White – Take Me With You When You Go Lyrics
Jack White – Trash Tongue Talker Lyrics
Jack White – Weep Themselves to Sleep Lyrics

new jack white!

is this rock? hip-hop? I DONT EVEN KNOW!

Jack White – Blunderbuss Lyrics
Jack White – Freedom at 21 Lyrics
Jack White – Hip (Eponymous) Poor Boy Lyrics
Jack White – Hypocritical Kiss Lyrics
Jack White – I Guess I Should Go To Sleep Lyrics
Jack White – I'm Shakin' Lyrics
Jack White – Love Interruption Lyrics
Jack White – Missing Pieces Lyrics
Jack White – On and On and On Lyrics
Jack White – Sixteen Saltines Lyrics
Jack White – Take Me With You When You Go Lyrics
Jack White – Trash Tongue Talker Lyrics
Jack White – Weep Themselves to Sleep Lyrics

New Jason Mraz!

Lyrics courtesy of Rap Genius - this is the sort of emo hipster music that defines me and Rich (and this blog)

Jason Mraz – 5/6 Lyrics
Jason Mraz – 93 Million Miles Lyrics
Jason Mraz – Everything is Sound Lyrics
Jason Mraz – Frank D. Fixer Lyrics
Jason Mraz – The Freedom Song Lyrics
Jason Mraz – Be Honest Lyrics
Jason Mraz – In Your Hands Lyrics
Jason Mraz – I Won't Give Up Lyrics
Jason Mraz – Living in the Moment Lyrics
Jason Mraz – Who's Thinking About You Now Lyrics
Jason Mraz – The Woman I Love Lyrics
Jason Mraz – The World as I See It Lyrics

Shins "Port Of Morrow" lyrics

I love this shit - white boy music, yet lyrical...

Tom says it's "reminiscent of Autumn Sweater" by Yo La Tengo, which I think is an overstatement

You compare!

Yo La Tengo

The Shins – 40 Mark Strasse Lyrics
The Shins – Bait And Switch Lyrics
The Shins – Fall Of '82 Lyrics
The Shins – For A Fool Lyrics
The Shins – It's Only LIfe Lyrics
The Shins – No Way Down Lyrics
The Shins – Port Of Morrow Lyrics
The Shins – The Rifle's Spiral Lyrics
The Shins – September Lyrics
The Shins – Simple Song Lyrics

Juicy Jeremy Lin (an homage)

Super Lintendo, an Asian on the Knicks
When Melo got hurt, man I couldn’t picture this
20-plus points, while sleepin' on a sofa
Few more games, we be callin' him Jehovah
Post front page, been there done that
No need to worry, unless your name be STAT
And D'Antoni can stop scrounging
Celebrating every day, thanks to his foundling
Thinking back to eight and fifteen
Now thinking playoffs, know what i mean?

NEW DRIQUIS GRISSOM

MY favorite is the track with THE WEEKND (Rihanna is dope too tho..)

Drake – Cameras Lyrics
Drake – Club Paradise Lyrics
Drake – Dreams Money Can Buy Lyrics
Drake – Good Girls Go (Interlude) Lyrics
Drake – Hate Sleeping Alone Lyrics
Drake – Headlines Lyrics
Drake – HYFR Lyrics
Drake – The Motto Lyrics
Drake – The Real Her Lyrics
Drake – The Motto (Remix) Lyrics
Drake – Look What You've Done Lyrics
Drake – Marvin's Room Lyrics
Drake – Make Me Proud Lyrics
Drake – Over My Dead Body Lyrics
Drake – Practice Lyrics
Drake – Free Spirit Lyrics
Drake – Lord Knows Lyrics
Drake – Take Care Lyrics
Drake – Shot for Me Lyrics
Drake – Stars Are Out Lyrics
Drake – Doing It Wrong Lyrics
Drake – Under Ground Kings Lyrics
Drake – Crew Love Lyrics
Drake – A Lot Lyrics
Drake – The Ride Lyrics
Drake – We'll Be Fine Lyrics

Sometimes it's better not to ask

The Scene: A small roadside cafe an hour outside of Reykjavik.

The Players: Two American tourists and a waitress.

Waitress: So, I have to ask, where are you guys from?
Me: New York City, you ever been?
Waitress: Of course, I'm actually from Seattle.
(She goes to get the check and the guys, surprised to find out she's American, consider whether or not to press the issue. She comes back.)
Me: Seattle, really? What brought you out to this neck of the woods? How long have you been here?
Waitress: Well, it's funny, I've actually been here for three years. My friend had a job for me and I came over. Three months turned into six, six into nine, and here I am today.
(She leaves.)
Me (to Todd): Well that cured lamb was pretty delicious...

Good Morning New York: A Story in Four Acts

Act 1:
[I step onto a crowded 6 train at Union Square and immediately notice a foul odor.]

Act 2:
[I look around and see polite people, including some cute French 20-something tourists, cover their noses in disgust.]

Act 3:
Only honest man left in America (yelling): "It smells like ass in here!"

Act 4:
[Everyone with a sense of smell silently switches cars at 23rd street, including my French tourist "friends".]

This is why we can't have nice things

Listening to Econtalk on the way to work today, another Jew was angry about the economy and making some pretty valid points when all of a sudden I just couldn't take it anymore. I put on "For No One" and all my cares just melted away.

King Cong

To the beat of "King Kong":

[Intro]
King Cong in the van,
He'll tell you how this began.

[Congdon]
See you see life, can't see the seams
Way you see life, ain't what it seems
Let's take the double B
Former Mexicali
Let me tell you what people told me
Your guac's too soft-y
Your goal's too loft-y
Chicken's too shredded
Salsa taste like gas unleaded
But I had to stay true
To the Fresh-Mex I knew
Get a 2-star YDN review
So I opened the cantina
Mastered the quesadilla
Every time a kid left, I always said "See ya"
Students came for the food
Stayed for C-N-N Headline News
Left Bulldog with slightly more liberal views
Success led to fame
Made Viva's look lame
B squared so scorchin'
I considered larger portions
Decided against it
Didn't think I'd gain yet
So I stuck with authenticity
Then got struck by duplicity

Oh, Affshit

The new Eminem album is up on Rap Genius!

Q: When did it become ok to use Anglicisms in rap?

Interracial Separated at Birth

The best one I've seen since Barry Sanders and that guy Noah from 90210:

Body by Zeus