[I step onto a crowded 6 train at Union Square and immediately notice a foul odor.]
[I look around and see polite people, including some cute French 20-something tourists, cover their noses in disgust.]
Only honest man left in America (yelling): "It smells like ass in here!"
[Everyone with a sense of smell silently switches cars at 23rd street, including my French tourist "friends".]
Tuesday, May 17, 2011