Haikus
Actual God:
Sporadic bursts of
brilliance, what we wished for from
Schiavo's EKG.
Al:
Dead to us, dead as
can be. Fropoker dormant,
do you still smoke weed?
Beneficent Allah:
Cam'Ron couldn't touch
this Matt's patois. Parles bons mots?
He'll holla at toi.
Dan:
Thanks to Dan (and A-
Roid), Delino could become
a Hall of Famer.
Eric:
A chess babe chaser.
Anonymous flame hater.
Miami player.
Finnegan:
Gone to Oxford. Shares
on Reader. Longest notes ever.
Bring back the blog. Please.
FoxwoodsFiend:
I lost 50k
more than you make in a year.
Time for a brag post.
H.Bomb:
Self-proclaimed greatest,
no one can argue. Top class
hater; don't cross her.
Jesse:
No longer a King,
still wears the crown: most prolif-
ic blogger in town.
Katie:
I wish I knew what
the title of her blog meant.
Am I alone here?
Lester:
Took your game to
the pros, blogging for a real show.
We miss you lots though.
Mr. Wrongway:
Freestyle poet with
a lyrical quality.
Gifted, not crazy.
Mulatto Jesus:
Gone gay for the blog.
Good branding decision. Next
stop, Perez Hilton.
Nick Antosca:
Full-time hustler, part-
time writer. Kill a lobster?
Now he's a fighter.
Nostradamus:
For 2009,
HuffPo, NBA replace
Terri, Natalee.
Rich:
Two years later and
people still ask where to eat.
Better than nothing.
That Girl:
She's made liveblogging
an art form. When she posts her
rare gems, readers swarm.
The Actual Rod:
He is justice. We
are thirsty masses yearning
for his approval.
Tom:
Always correct and
always funny. Fuck the blog
let's pay him money.
Bonus Haikus:
Glenn Greenwald:
He lives in Brazil
half the year because of their
lax stridency laws.
IOZ:
Who is this office
functionary whose posts are
always share-worthy?
