Get a haircut and get a real job

At the Yale Club barber shop yesterday, I was waiting for the barber with an old man.

OM: So, what do you do, young man?
Me: I work for a company called SeamlessWeb that helps people order food online from restaurants. You do everything on the computer so you don't have to pick up a phone.
OM: That sounds like a good idea, the phone is such a nuisance. But wait a second, you're telling me that you went to Yale so that you could work there? You could have gone to community college!
Me: But you don't understan--

Enter barber.