Me: Can you get me some coffee, please?
[Intern comes back with piping hot coffee]
Me: I don't drink coffee. Pour that out in the sink. Do NOT drink it.
Me: Want some coffee?
Intern: Sure, I'd love some. But I really don't like those K-Cups, can you get me something from Starbucks?
Me: No problem, do you want a marble loaf as well?
Friday, May 30, 2008