Tuesday, October 07, 2008

Ladies first

I've been told recently that my blog simply does not have enough content that appeals to female readers. So here is a post that appeals to what girls love most about the internet:

Part 1: Celebrities!


Part 2: Cute Animals!!


Part 3: Sarah Palin Bashing

Tina Fey does such a good Palin, that at the VP debate I thought Sarah Palin was impersonating Tina Fey! Then I thought better of it when I realized how much she would have had to read up on watch TV to do that. Did I mention that she can see Russia from her house, can't name a single newspaper she reads, and wears lipstick in order to differentiate herself from a pit bull?

Part 4: Exclamation Points!!!!!!!!!!!!

GIRLS, PLEASE DO NOT CLICK ON THIS GAME. (Thanks Ilan)

2 comments:

  1. Rich, this was awesome. Better even than watching the video I was J'ing O to this morning. Better even than melon or mango.

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  2. Piper Palin10/8/08, 9:04 AM

    Best post ever!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Your prose makes me want to birth adorable penguins with my lez dispensing D.J. gurrrlfriend.

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