My First Ever Serious "Bleg"

Does anyone own a lobster oven mitt? Or, better yet, two lobster oven mitts? Let me know ASAP.

PS I know that a bleg doesn't work when no one reads your blog.

Update (10/31): Believe it or not, my mom found these for me! As long as there isn't a run on them between now and about 6 o'clock I'm set...