Hop Obama

Last night, I tried this new beer that comes from a diverse background and gives great speeches.

Republican Review: This beer is a solid 5.2% NBV (nigger by volume) with some strong Muslim overtones. And I hear that it's gonna take all the rich people's money while letting Iran bomb Israel off the map. Pair it with Working Class Job Killer Ale from Delaware and you've got a 1-2 punch that will leave you drunk enough that you forget to vote.

My review: Tastes great, more filling. A little hoppy.