The Good Soldier

I just got out of Spider-Man 3 with my good buddy George W. Bush. He loved that shit:

George: Hey Rich, you got a phone number for that Sandman guy?
Me: He's just a character George, he doesn't really exist.
George: Well I don't care what he is, we need to get him out to Iraq pronto. With the infinite sand out there, he'll be unstoppable.

(As discussed with Dan.)

(Am I the only one who often types "Iraw" instead of "Iraq"?...I think not)