The wonders of the Dalton School
In looking through my old yearbook, I stumbled across the Dream/Reality section and was amazed and amused by what I found.
A Dream/Reality is supposed to be funny, but not too mean, and tell you something about a person's false aspirations and harsh reality.
For example, here is a current one for Dan:
Dream: CEO of a Fortune 500 Company
Reality: CEO of a blog that gets 100 page views a day
Here is what I found in my yearbook:
Peter Garson-Rappaport (wealthy white boy)
Dream: 1095 Park Avenue
Reality: 325 West End Avenue
Odarkor Lamptey (black girl with family from Ghana)
Dream: Harlem
Reality: Newark
Can you think of other Dream/Reality pairs for bloggers and other people?
Finnegan
ReplyDeleteDream: Andrew Sullivan
Reality: Porky Pig
Tom
ReplyDeleteDream: Bob Odenkirk
Reality: Pat Sajak
Mulatto Jesus
ReplyDeleteDream: Kurt Vonnegut
Reality: Lamont Sanford
Nostradamus
ReplyDeleteDream: Nostradamus
Reality: Magic Eight-ball
Lester
ReplyDeleteDream: Crazy, but brilliant black doctor
Reality: Jewish (just like every other great comedy writer)
Rich...
ReplyDeleteDream: Sports Illustrated
Reality: GM of Mets
Lester
ReplyDeleteDream: Nabokov
Reality: Jonathan Franzen
Dan/Tom
ReplyDeleteDream: Siegfried and Roy
Reality: DeGeneres and Heche
Actual God
ReplyDeleteDream: Joe Pesci
Reality: Anderson Cooper
Rich, I think this is so funny. My dream/reality sucked...lol. What's even more funny is that you blog is the first site that comes up when I google my name. Thanks for the shout-out. :)
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