Wednesday, December 07, 2005

The NFL's Tasty Little Secret

I sold out.

I am now employed by the National Football League. But rather than getting into the boring details of the menial tasks that I do, I would prefer to discuss the NFL cafeteria.

The cafeteria is a very impressive place, located on the 12th floor of 280 Park Avenue (the NFL occupies parts of floors 12-17 in this building). A good variety of grilled food (chickens, hot dogs, hamburgers), a sandwich bar, a salad bar, and other prepared foods are all available. And best of all, the prices are absurdly low. My lunch today consisted of a grilled chicken sandwich, french fries, a black and white cookie, and a Snapple. I paid $7.50. Oh yeah, the cashiers are women wearing NFL referee uniforms.

3 comments:

  1. Great news! I hope you will still have time to work on my defense while I am suspended.

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