Hanging out with the ladies at Brae Burn

Obviously every woman is a Jewish grandmother (minimum age of 65)

Mildred: Oh my gawd, did you hear that my granddaughter is going to Australia for her next semester!?!
Ethel: Oh, you must be so proud of her Mildred, that is so special.
Mildred: Maybe she can find some cute boy there.
Sharon: Better make sure he's had his Bar Mitzvah. No goyim. Now where is that melon we ordered? Don't we pay these people to serve us and tell us how cute and smart our grandchildren are?
(Mexican waiter arrives with melon)
Mildred: Oh yes, this, this is the best melon I have ever had.
(The ladies combine to eat 1/10 of the melon then ask to have it taken away)
Ethel: Now where were we?
Sharon: How are your grandchildren? My grandson just got into Penn.