Friday, September 16, 2005

What will they think of next?

If it is anything like what they most recently thought of, we the people will be very fortunate. For you see, my loyal readers, while enjoying a slice of pizza yesterday I glanced up and saw the top of a taxi cab. And what did I discover my droogies? The point spread for this weekend's Jets-Dolphins game (Jets -6 for those interested). Yes, that is correct, they now show point spreads on the top of New York taxis. This means that you can be walking anywhere in the city, see this information, and have a bet placed with your bookie before you reach the next street corner. What a wonderful world.

1 comment:

  1. O.J. Simpson's Niece, Edna9/16/05, 2:13 PM

    In L.A., they post the # of black girls who currently have more than one organism's semen inside their vagina on the back of food stamps.