Liveblogging SuperBabies: Baby Geniuses 2

Starring Jon Voight and Scott Baio (2004). "The brainy baby brigade reurns in this fun-filled sequel to 1999's 'Baby Geniuses.' This time out, the pint-sized superheroes battle a megalomaniacal media mogul (Jon Voight), who's trying to take over the world using a mind-controlling satellite."

I joined the film near the beginning and the first thing I saw was a 6-year-old in sunglasses and black leather kicking ass and speaking in some bizarre baby language to the other babies. Although I am not sure whether they deserve to be called babies at this point since they are at least 5 or 6.

Rejoining the movie one hour later, I see Voight with an absurd haircut and mustache speaking in a German accent. He must have made some bad decisions with his money in real life. Next thing I know, babies are flying around the room and Voight is at a computer and speaking some mumbo-jumbo about a satellite.

In addition to the babies, there are some teenagers helping out. And apparently one of the babies got special powers from some green goo. It is considered by one user on IMDb to be the worst movie ever made. Voight's goal in the movie is to crack the code of baby talk. Scott Baio should have stayed with "Charles in Charge."

Voight just shrunk into a baby. This is too much.

Also, Vanessa Angel is in this movie. I wish "Weird Science" was still on. The head baby, the 6-year-old, named Kahuna, just left the world mysteriously. One of the teenagers just had a bizarre reunion with his mother in front of all the babies. And Scott Baio and Vanessa Angel.

Kahuna is back, flying away to Europe in a helicopter/dirt bike.

The End.

At least this movie and the original took good advantage of one my favorite expressions in the world, "Baby Geniuses."