The Onion does it again

A great new article here about Iraq. Although I have been preaching the importance of semi-violent behavior for years regarding my relationship with Dan.

In other news, despite doing very well myself, I was somewhat humbled by the play of an Asian pop-a-shot machine (and another man who may or may not have been homeless, but he sure knew how to bank those shots in). At least I saw how good he was before I started shooting, so I wasn't overly cocky.

Finally, I am going to Peter Luger Steak House tonight. I'll try to bring you back some Channukah gelt.