For my 501st post...

...I direct you back to the kind of garbage that has made me (not) famous. Check out the American Psycho e-mails from the year 2000. These were used to promote the incredible 2001 film adaptation of Bret Easton Ellis' 1991 book. Christian Bale was robbed of an Oscar that year. No doubt about it.

"In the Midwest, even the Billionaires shop at Today's Man."

"I tried to kill the waiter at Bice but the ax slipped and shattered the dessert cart. Panne Cotta, Creme brulee, Tarte Tatin everywhere."