In other news...

Famous Little League pitcher Danny Almonte (in addition to being an excellent high school pitcher) is married to a 30-year-old woman! Smart move by the woman to get in on the ground floor. This will lead to groupies for 14-year-old AAU stars in the future.

Charlie "The Ma-" Sheen is a pervert. Really?

Excerpts:

"We dated for about a month. He's such a [bleep]ing perv. He would ask me to dress up, like, in pigtails and schoolgirl outfits. I don't think he's like a pedophile, but he's definitely into really young girls. You know like 18, 19. I don't doubt that everything his wife is saying now is true.

"He was a big talker, and once I asked him if he was this open with all his girlfriends. He said that he was. He said, 'I like to get to know everyone, even pros.' He calls prostitutes pros . . . He would take Viagra every time before sex, which is kind of weird."