Saturday, January 06, 2007

A matter of preference

Location: City Crab

Tom: Hey barkeep, lemme get half a dozen oysters.
Bartender: Well, what type are you gonna want? First things first: East Coast or West Coast?
Tom: I don't know, what's the difference, just give me whatever's better.
Bartender: Choosing between East and West Coast is like choosing between an oral and anal thermometer!
Tom: Fine, well I prefer anal...
Bartender: West Coast it is.

(For the record, the bartender did not hear Tom state his preference.)


  1. Unrelated Haiku

    I found five dollars
    And feel wealthy--Rich enough
    To buy a B(u)rger.

  2. clever indeed, maybe i'll post some of my old haikus...