A matter of preference
Location: City Crab
Tom: Hey barkeep, lemme get half a dozen oysters.
Bartender: Well, what type are you gonna want? First things first: East Coast or West Coast?
Tom: I don't know, what's the difference, just give me whatever's better.
Bartender: Choosing between East and West Coast is like choosing between an oral and anal thermometer!
Tom: Fine, well I prefer anal...
Bartender: West Coast it is.
(For the record, the bartender did not hear Tom state his preference.)
Unrelated Haiku
ReplyDeleteI found five dollars
And feel wealthy--Rich enough
To buy a B(u)rger.
clever indeed, maybe i'll post some of my old haikus...
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